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04/06/2010 damned Venloer road

stupid shit Venloer road. Damn traffic, honking damn, damn cell phones, damn damn junk music from junk shops, Brunstmusik from Brunstautos.
I push the little Hugo in the car by the total sensory overload as far as Fielmann, where I will co-decide about Marie's glasses.
I'm still not as fast as the girls. I'm as slow as the thick Turkish women with their retinue of sisters, cousins, children in buggies, nieces and nephews.
I hope at Fielmann is quiet, but again the devil is going on. I can not stay here. I need to bring the Hugo in safety and myself also. The girls have alone decide which pair of glasses.
I flee back home. On the inside of the Hugo channel I promise that we will never go back to the door and he is allowed to sleep for the rest of his life in my bed.
I must be careful with the little Hugo. I can not for their openness to the world so strain.

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03/04/2010 bathing in buckets



Since Hugo was very devout. Looked focused as always when something new happens to him, not what displeases him right away.

That was my first impression anyway:
Even when he as slimy alien in front of me lay on the ground, he sneezed once, and then he looked concentrated in the area, as if to say: Okay ... and where I am now arrived?

He does not seem new principle to decline. First he finds it interesting. He trusts that he's nothing bad.

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The countdown has

22.03.2010: I want to please come down before Thursday, because then with her little black dress that fits her for the first time after 5 weeks of Weight Watchers again, I will go to the Live Music Hall, without having to pay attention to the Pieper says my midwife. Well, I think I will do my best.
I Look on the internet which bring Gense for on Thursday? But there is nothing. I think that made me a sucker. Nursing Midwives trick. Would not want to know how much fat women are gone so you have your line.

23.03.2010: okok, I take it back. She has not fooled me. It has is the twentieth anniversary of the Live Music Hall met with only invited guests and the middle, because they go for a walk when the manager. I see a course and so I start tomorrow morning, an experiment with which I will make the legs Babe times. What a dog so everything is good.

24.03.2010, the experiment: When I am awake at 4.30Uhr, I fill the pulp from almond, castor oil and verbena oil with apricot juice and sparkling wine and drink of that. It tastes not at all so shitty, how might think. From champagne I have quite a pretty fast in the boat and so I fall asleep again.
The midwife said that after 2-3 hours then start the contractions.
Sometime I wake up without labor. I have diarrhea and belching verbena oil, it was the least amount (3 drops).

first clock at 10:00 I notice something. We walk around the Aachener Weiher, the sun shines, it's warm, I have many small irregular contractions. We meet Bam, who says to her friend from afar: here comes the Anne, who looks as if she has contractions. At 13.00
clock is watching the midwife and we arrange to meet again for 16.00 clock. I go again with the Nela the Aachener Weiher. The Erna sleeps in the stroller, my contractions are regular and stronger. I can only hold still for 1 min 40 sec and I have to apologize for 40 sec. We meet Henry and Christiana. We would meet with very many people because the weather is so beautiful and everyone is outside. I have a feeling that all of Cologne she have to get going and pushes me luck.

goes to these relatively harmless nature of the afternoon. The contractions become stronger, the Nela boiled chicken soup. I think I can manage to get in front 20.15Uhr my child, so that we may look quite comfortable with the baby on her lap Desperate Housewives.

Sorry, I stand at the contractions but then a bit stupid to. So it seems to me, anyway. I get the hang of it not. I have a feeling that no matter what I do and how I do it, everything is wrong and so the whole process takes longer than we all expected. Well. Who ever said giving birth was easy?

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There is He is worse than bad breath

He finally has a name: Hugo Johan. I have to even get used to it.

home were born on 24.03.2010 at 20.19 clock (with 50cm and 2960gr), Marie and Nela it. And of course the midwife.

meantime, we have spent our first week together.
We have received lots of visits, especially at the beginning, in the first two days. Since then it decreases slowly.

now I can sit again, and again on a desk and typing in my laptop, which I hereby do.

We make small trips since Sunday with a great stroller, each day, and every day a little more, because I otherwise have cabin on the head.
Sunday with Desas movement and cracking hungry children on the playground (Josephine: "My new cousin is as big as my unicorn.") Because rumgestanden in the sun and then quickly return home and to bed.
Monday, the road down Venlo. Tuesday the Venloer road up until Woolworth in search of a network for the stroller. But this I was already overstretched scarce. So, back to LOS. Yesterday we visited the
have Nela and dummies bought. The pacifier is the Toplösung our first real problem.